Tits

About the Game

Tits is a fast-paced 2v2 team game where teammates work together to clear their cups using a ping pong ball and their chests. Each team has one ball, and both teams play simultaneously.

Teams must clear all six of their cups before attempting the final shot into the center cup. The first team to complete the final double-bounce shot wins.

What You Need

• Four players, split into two teams of two.
• Two ping pong balls, one per team.
• Fifteen Solo cups: three per player and one center cup.
• Water or an alcoholic beverage to fill the cups.
• A table with enough room for both teams to play.

Setup

1. Assign two players to each team.
2. Position teammates across the table from each other at opposite corners.
3. Give each team one ping pong ball.
4. Place three Solo cups for each player in a line extending from their corners toward the center of the table.
5. Fill each of the cups approximately one-third to one-half full of water or otherwise.
6. Place one additional cup filled with water in the center of the table.

Each player should have three cups arranged along its side of the table, with the center cup shared by both teams.

How to Play

1. Start the Game

Both teams begin at the same time. Each team uses its single ping pong ball and works together to get the ball into its own cups. The game is fast and chaotic, so players must react quickly and communicate with their teammate.

2. Bounce the Ball to Your Teammate

Players take turns bouncing their team's ball toward their teammate. The receiving teammate must get the ball into one of their own cups using only their chest.

Players cannot use their hands to guide the ball into a cup. The chest must be the part of the body that directs the ball into the cup.

3. Clear a Cup

Successfully getting the ball into one of your team's cups clears that cup. Move the cleared cup to the side of the table so everyone can see that it is complete.

Continue bouncing the ball between teammates and attempting the remaining cups. Each team must clear all three of their cups per player, for six cups total.

4. Reach the Center Cup

Once a team has cleared all six of its cups, it can attempt the final shot into the center water cup.

The ball must bounce twice, it must bounce off the table and then make the required double-bounce path into the center cup. A successful shot wins the game.

Winning the Game

The first team to clear all six of its cups and successfully bounce the ball into the center cup using the required double-bounce shot wins.

Hardcore Variation

For a more challenging version, fill each team's cups with beer instead of water. When a player successfully gets the ball into one of their cups, they drink that cup before moving it to the side.

With three cups per player, this variation works out to approximately one beer per player spread across their three cups, depending on the amount poured.

The center cup remains filled with water, and the objective stays the same: clear the cups and complete the final shot.

Rules and Fair Play

• Teams consist of two players positioned across the table from each other at opposite corners.
• Each team gets one ping pong ball.
• Both teams play at the same time.
• Players take turns bouncing the ball toward their teammate.
• The receiving teammate must use only their chest to direct the ball into one of their team's cups.
• Move a cup to the side once it has been cleared.
• All six team cups must be cleared before attempting the final shot.
• The final shot must follow the required double-bounce path into the center cup.
• The first team to complete the final shot wins.